The Conference and Arrest

(Baltimore, Maryland)

Flight Attendant: Thank you for flying with Way too Cheap airline. Please exit on your right and watch your step.
Lady Katerina: Oh my gosh! Did you see what she was wearing?
Isabella: Do you ever not judge anybody?
Lady Katerina: (Shrugging) Life wouldn’t be interesting.
Isabella: (Muttering to self) And now I know why you don’t have any friends.
Lady Katerina: Did you say something?
Isabella: Uh … yeah isn’t that the cab driver that is supposed to pick us up?
Taxi Driver: Excuse me, Isabella Taylor and Lady Katerina Fernandez?
Isabella: Yes that’s us.
Taxi Driver: Good day Madams! My name is Jason and I will be your driver for the next few days.
Katerina: Thank goodness! Get my bag and don’t drop it!
Taxi Driver…
Katerina: Well what are you waiting for?
Isabella: (Whispering to the driver) Forgive the beast, she wasn’t taught any better.
Lady Katerina: I heard that Isabella!
Isabella: (Whispering again) No she didn’t or she would be on top of me attempting to kill me.
Taxi Driver: Hahaha.
Isabella: (Serious face.) No really.
Taxi Driver: Oh!

(Later In The Evening)

Announcer: Welcome to the 2011 Official Business Owners Conference! The winner of this year’s conference will win up to one million dollars of funding for their business. Please start setting up your stands.
Lady Katerina: What are you doing? That looks horrible.
Isabella: You mean like your face?
Lady Katerina: You … you floozy!
Isabella: Can’t you ever find a better insult?
Lady Katerina: Ugh! You have driven me to the brink of insanity Isabella Taylor!
Isabella: Well then apparently I haven’t done a good enough job or you would be completely insane.
Lady Katerina: Don’t worry about that Bella who can’t get a fella.
Isabella: This always comes back to James doesn’t it?
Lady Katerina: No why would it? James is mine and you mean nothing to him.
Isabella: Oh really Kat? Because James doesn’t even know your full name. Yet he knows every little detail about me. Can you really say that Katerina?
Lady Katerina: No but, I have everything you don’t. Money. Everything the heart desires can only come from what I have. Money!
Isabella:  Yes except one thing …
Lady Katerina: What?
Isabella: True love. It may not be a romantic love but, a true love of friendship.
Lady Katerina: …
Isabella: (Senses she has gone too far.) Katerina …
Lady Katerina: Save it you two-face timer!
Isabella: Really? Really for once I attempt to apologize and then you insult me.
Katerina: You did tell me to come up with a better insult.
Isabella: You know what? Let’s do this the right way. (Jumps on Katerina.)
Katerina: You stupid floozy get off of me!
Isabella: Make me! (Continues punching and kicking.)
Random Person: Someone call the cops!
Isabella: (Throws a table on top of Katerina.) Hey Kat did anyone ever tell you look good with a table on top of you?

(Quarter of an Hour Later)
Police Man: Isabella Taylor you are under arrest for assault, battery and disturbing the peace. Lady Katerina Fernandez you are under arrest for assault and disturbing the peace.

Lady Katerina: Let me go! Let me go!

Isabella: Shut up before you get us in more trouble!

Lady Katerina: Help!



To Be Continued.