Second Scenario
Place: Jonathan and Company
Me: (Humming) What a wonderful day at Jonathan and Company!
Paige: Morning Boss!
Me: Hello Paige, do you have those descriptions for me?
Paige: No not yet. Thanks to Isabella and Lady Katerina we lost another copy machine so, I've been busy all morning doing damage repair.
Me: (Sighs) What am I going to do about them?
Paige: You could fire them? (Looks up hopefully from her desk)
Me: (Scoffs) And lose three employees who work for free? I don't think so.
James, Isabella and Lady Katerina walk in.
James: Morning Boss!
Isabella: Morning!
Lady Katerina: Whatever!
(My Office)
Me: Time to relax with some coffee and maybe a big box of .... BAM!
CRASH!!! Paige sticks her head in the door.
Paige: You might want to get out here Boss.
Me: Right now?
CRASH!!!!! Paige looks pointedly at Jonathan.
Me: (Sighs) Now.
Opens door.
Me: What is going on? OMG!
Printer goes flying across the room.
Isabella: You called me a floozy you two-face ....
Lady Katerina: Well maybe if you would just leave and not ever bother me or James again I wouldn't call you a floozy.
Isabella: Katerina you just made a major mistake!
Lady Katerina: Well do something about it!
James: Guys maybe you should stop before you get us fired.
Lady Katerina and Isabella: STAY OUT OF IT!!!
Paige: Please can't we just solve this without violence or the loss of office machines ...
Me: Paige is right. Let's all be friends.
James: Yes please listen to Paige and Boss!
Katerina and Isabella: I told you to stay out of it James!
Katerina and Isabella: Stop saying what I say!
Isabella: That's it! I don't care if I get fired! Katerina you're about to learn just how good I am at decorating. (Takes a permanet marker and slides it across Katerina's face.)
Katerina: OMG! I am going to kill you! (Wraps her hands around Isabella's throat.)
James: No!!!!!!! Let go! Let go! Boss help me.
Me: No not a Lawsuit!
Me: Please let go! If she dies I will have a law suit on my hands!
Isabella: Really? She is trying to murder me and all you care about is getting a law suit. (Pushes Katerina off of her and starts walking towards Jonathan.)
James: Isabella what are you doing?
Isabella: Katerina how about me make an alliance just for a few mintues against someone else? After all he has us doing all this work and for no pay at all .... (Grins evilly)
Lady Katerina: I think that is the best idea you have ever had. Well maybe the only idea you've had ever had but, ...
Isabella: Katerina shut up! Let's get him!!!!!!!!!
Me: Oh no! NO! Paige help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Runs around office knocking over desks and hiding behind Paige and James.
To Be Continued
Place: Jonathan and Company
The Office
Me: (Humming) What a wonderful day at Jonathan and Company!
Paige: Morning Boss!
Me: Hello Paige, do you have those descriptions for me?
Paige: No not yet. Thanks to Isabella and Lady Katerina we lost another copy machine so, I've been busy all morning doing damage repair.
Me: (Sighs) What am I going to do about them?
Paige: You could fire them? (Looks up hopefully from her desk)
Me: (Scoffs) And lose three employees who work for free? I don't think so.
James, Isabella and Lady Katerina walk in.
James: Morning Boss!
Isabella: Morning!
Lady Katerina: Whatever!
(My Office)
Me: Time to relax with some coffee and maybe a big box of .... BAM!
CRASH!!! Paige sticks her head in the door.
Paige: You might want to get out here Boss.
Me: Right now?
CRASH!!!!! Paige looks pointedly at Jonathan.
Me: (Sighs) Now.
Opens door.
Me: What is going on? OMG!
Printer goes flying across the room.
Isabella: You called me a floozy you two-face ....
Lady Katerina: Well maybe if you would just leave and not ever bother me or James again I wouldn't call you a floozy.
Isabella: Katerina you just made a major mistake!
Lady Katerina: Well do something about it!
James: Guys maybe you should stop before you get us fired.
Lady Katerina and Isabella: STAY OUT OF IT!!!
Paige: Please can't we just solve this without violence or the loss of office machines ...
Me: Paige is right. Let's all be friends.
James: Yes please listen to Paige and Boss!
Katerina and Isabella: I told you to stay out of it James!
Katerina and Isabella: Stop saying what I say!
Isabella: That's it! I don't care if I get fired! Katerina you're about to learn just how good I am at decorating. (Takes a permanet marker and slides it across Katerina's face.)
Katerina: OMG! I am going to kill you! (Wraps her hands around Isabella's throat.)
James: No!!!!!!! Let go! Let go! Boss help me.
Me: No not a Lawsuit!
Me: Please let go! If she dies I will have a law suit on my hands!
Isabella: Really? She is trying to murder me and all you care about is getting a law suit. (Pushes Katerina off of her and starts walking towards Jonathan.)
James: Isabella what are you doing?
Isabella: Katerina how about me make an alliance just for a few mintues against someone else? After all he has us doing all this work and for no pay at all .... (Grins evilly)
Lady Katerina: I think that is the best idea you have ever had. Well maybe the only idea you've had ever had but, ...
Isabella: Katerina shut up! Let's get him!!!!!!!!!
Me: Oh no! NO! Paige help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Runs around office knocking over desks and hiding behind Paige and James.
To Be Continued
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