Place: Jonathan and Company
The Office: Part Two
Me: Noooo!!! Paige!!! (Runs clear past Paige attempting to escape Isabella and Katerina) Help me!
(Door to office opens and tall dark and handsome young man walks in and all activity ceases)
Luther: My name is Luther Damien and I want a job .... now. (Growls last word)
Me: A job? Ummm .... sure, I guess. Please step into my office (Motions for Luther to walk into his office and pulls Paige over)
Paige: (Whispering) Do you really think this a good idea?
James: Yeah Boss he seems kinda creepy.
Lady Katerina: He doesn't look creepy, he looks like a creep!
Me: People go back to work! We can always use more hands at Jonathan and Company.
Isabella: Yeah more hands to murder us.
(John shoots Isabella a look that clearly says "Get back to work" and motions for Paige who is approaching his office door to back off)
(My Office)
Me: (Walking into office) Well my name is Jonathan and this is Jonathan and Company! Welcome!
Luther: (Complete silence)
Me: Well do you have anything you would like to tell me ....
Luther: (Silence)
Me: Credentials?
Luther: (Silence)
Me: Resume?
Luther: (Silence)
Me: Favorite color?
Luther: I want a job.
Me: Well I believe you will be a valuable asset to Jonathan and ....
Luther: (Interrupting Jonathan) Just tell me what my job will be!
Me: (Slightly taken back) Ummm ... you will be the mail boy! Isn't that exciting!
Luther: (Silence)
Me: Okay then well if you will follow me (Motions for Luther to exit the office)
(Work office)
James: I don't think I like the guy very much.
Isabella: He's always staring ...
Lady Katerina: Basically he's a creep.
(Luther walks into office just as she says that.)
John: (Laughs nervously) Okay everybody settle down let's get to work.
Lady Katerina: What? I was just telling the truth.
Isabella: Shut up Kat!
Lady Katerina: What have I told you about calling me Kat!
Isabella: Well too bad because I don't care!
Me and James: Ladies ....
Isabella and Katerina: SHUT UP!
(Stapler and printer going flying across the room)
Paige: (Ducking down with me and James) Everyday, every stinking day!
Luther: (Standing in the doorway to the work office) These women are crazy.
Paige: You have no idea (Ducks her head as the last copy machine in the office goes flying past)
Luther: (Shakes his head and walks off)
To Be Continued
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